Britain's Next Top Model

I watched the first episode of the new series of BNTM today from sky+ with my mum and stepdad. It was ok - quite funny actually. Mainly, we were laughing at the judge who's a photographer - she's called Huggy Ragnerrsson or something like that. When they introduced her, I thought they said 'hug me'. But it's her lips that are the most entertaining. It's a show about natural beauty, right? Look at her.Her lips. Very natural, hmm? And also, what mother calls her daughter (or even her son) after a brand of nappies?

When we were watching all the characters doing model-boot-campy things, like getting up at four in the morning, I was trying to decide on a favourite. I settled on a nice - looking girl who didn't seen to be stuck up or conceited. Lauren, she was called. She's still my favourite, even though my mum pointed out that she's called Lauren Wee. Reckon she got bullied at school?

At my school, however, I have been forced into auditioning to take part in the interhouse Drama competition. Alex (a girl) just said to me 'You're good at acting. You do it'. I didn't disagree, as she can be a bit scary sometimes, and I thought I might as well give it a go. I think I'm doing it with her, Sarah, Warren, another guy, Sanna, and a girl called Taliqua from Year 7. It's a one - minute audition in front of the rest of the house, which I had to repeat to Sarah, who wanted to do a modernized 'Romeo and Juliet: the Musical'. Just because she isn't in the main part, she's forcing me to sing Taylor Swift songs. Help.